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Roadhouse
Jokes
Got this from
Ed.
I love this
.....someone finally hit the nail on the head.......
I don't
believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for
singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but
I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught
his theory of evolution.
Life, liberty
or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone
says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So, what's the big
deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of
Acts.
They're just
talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to
the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.
"But it's a
Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United
States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. And we
are in the Bible Belt. According to our very own phone book,
Christian churches out number all others better than 200-to-1. So
what would you expect--somebody chanting Hare Krishna?
If I went to
a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Jewish
prayer. If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to
hear a Muslim prayer. If I went to a ping pong match in China, I
would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be
offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome...
"But what
about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them? Nobody is
asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the collection
plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much,
bring a Walkman or! a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit
the concession stand. Call your lawyer.
Unfortunately, one or two will make that call.
One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't
think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the
world's foundations. Nor do I believe that not praying will result
in more serious injuries on the field or more fatal car crashes
after the game. In fact, I'm not so sure God would even be at all
these games if he didn't have to be. That's just one of the
downsides of omnipresence.
If God really
liked sports, the Russians would never have won a single Gold medal,
New York would never play in a World Series and Deion Sanders' toe
would be healed by now.
Christians
are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts
strip us of all our! rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us
to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible
tells us just to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and
their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us.
And if that last sentence offends you-well..........just sue
me.
Now this isn't
really fun, It actually tragic. But still in all you must see the
humor of it all. After all I believe it's
true .
Dashboard Jesus Kills Ohio
Teen
by Elroy
Willis
Saginaw, Texas(EAP) - A Texas Reverend was killed
yesterday when his plastic Jesus dashboard figure was driven
into his chest by his car's airbag which inflated during an
accident involving two other vehicles.
Rev. Dr Carl
Wayne Lamkin of Saginaw was apparently holding his Jesus
figure close to his chest when he ran through a red light and
collided with two other vehicles in a busy intersection.
"The air bag inflated and pushed the head of Jesus
straight through his heart," said Tom Young, medical examiner
at the scene of the accident. "If it wasn't for the plastic
Jesus, Rev. Lamkin would still be alive today."
"Air
bags have saved thousands of lives, but in this case it
actually took a life, thanks to Jesus," said police officer
Graham Pryor, first officer at the scene.
Robert
Lamkin , Carl’s father and devout Christian man said "It was
just our son’s time to go, and we can't question the actions
of God. My Son loved Jesus and worshipped Him, and I think
he's probably talking to Him in heaven right now."
"We
gave our son the dashboard Jesus for his birthday last year,
and he really liked it," said Mrs. Lamkin.
"It's too
bad that Jesus ended up killing him, but we believe he's in
heaven now, and we're happy for him, and hope to re-unite with
him when we get to heaven."
"We're just glad our son
had Jesus in his heart when he died," said Mr. and Mrs.
Lamkin
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